![]() Here’s another guy who we probably won’t like. I mean, really, what are the odds that this guy isn’t a toolbag? We don’t even need to see his limo introduction, which we expect to involve a corny magic trick, to know that this guy ain’t makin’ it very far. He’s a tailor/magician who used the term “high-maintenance label whores” in his Bachelor questionnaire. Whether it’s because they’re causing tension in the mansion, had a night of drunken woopsies or just simply aren’t connecting with Des, these men could find themselves in the Bachelor Burn Book Hot Seat … a place that would make even Regina George feel threatened. Who knows, maybe our completely random guess will actually be right…Įvery week, we’ll pick one or two dudes who we think are in danger of getting sent home the following episode. Brooks seems like a very genuine guy who is truly looking to find love. *Please stand by as the Bachelor Burn Book writers pull a name out of a hat thin air*Ĭongratulations, Brooks! We want to invite you to have lunch with us every day for the rest of the week.īut no, really. Obviously, it’s pretty much impossible for us to guess the right guy when there are 25 to choose from. Women love men who already have that fatherly instinct.ģ. ![]() As long as this guy doesn’t have lengthy phone conversations with his son about who’s Batman and who’s Robin, then he’s probably got a good chance of making the top 10. That is, unless you pull a Tony Pieper and quit. Now, the question is, how far will the duo make it? Usually, the ones with little ones have a shot to make it decently far. If you haven’t yet seen the clip of the cute guy with the cute kid, you may watch it by clicking here.Ĭlearly, this guy is cute. How far will the cute guy with the cute kid make it? Now that, Chris Harrison, is the recipe for the most dramatic season ever of The Bachelorette.Ģ. Sure, his erratic and condescending behavior might cause a few problems in the house, but it would keep things interesting. We would love to see him fly off the handle at random, inappropriate times, repeatedly use big words that he just learned and offer Des tons of crappy advice. Unfortunately, that’s not likely to happen, but we are hoping Nate makes an appearance more than once. What would be more entertaining than Nate Hartsock attending every cocktail party and insulting the guys on a level that even he doesn’t comprehend? Nothing (as long as you exclude Ed Swiderski’s drunken antics). How much will we see Des’s brother this season? We could go on and on with our list of questions, but for brevity’s sake, we’ll keep it to three (also mainly because that’s just the way we did it last season). Oh wait, that question isn’t relevant here. Who’s the “knight (idiot) in shining armor?” What will be the ratio of cocky douchebags to romantic gentlemen? If you’re from Africa, why are you white? This season hasn’t even started, and we already have so many questions.
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